Accidental Wisdom

Sitting in the Tiny Chair
Standing on a makeshift stage in the elementary school cafeteria, I smelled sour milk and heavy-duty bleach as parents took turns yelling at me about…
5 hrs ago • Mark Rothschild

June 2026

I Fell Down a Hill Trying to Avoid Someone
An essay about denial, mortality, and one very bad shortcut.
Jun 27 • Mark Rothschild
The Walls Have Ears
“You’re not gonna write about this, are you?” my mom asked, annoyed.
Jun 13 • Mark Rothschild

May 2026

Frozen
One frigid Chicago winter morning a couple years back I went outside to throw out my trash and saw my neighbor Garrett crouching by his plastic garbage…
May 30 • Mark Rothschild
Does This Haircut Make Me Look Relevant?
I dyed my hair today.
May 2 • Mark Rothschild
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